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Qualities of a Wife

Qualities of a Wife
Dinesh Vora

[1]
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Frugal in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & Frugal in Bed.

[2]
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

[3]
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You are beautiful, and I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You are my headache, and one day I will kill you.

[4]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

[5]
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

[6]
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[7]
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[8]
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

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